Halloween PSA.

To all the "ladies" out there who plan on getting their amateur skank on tomorrow evening, I'd like to take a moment to remind you of something; "naughty" is what children are when they misbehave, not a grown ass woman shoving 10 pounds of shit into a 5 pound bag in a cheap, tacky costume she bought at Lovers' Lane.

If you feel the need to be validated by being ogled, at least do it on a night other than Halloween. It's hardly provocative if it's commonplace and pretty much expected, now is it?